PFC Dick Simmons (sycophanticdick) wrote,
PFC Dick Simmons
sycophanticdick

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...What the shit is this?

...No. I'm not going outside dressed like this. And definitely not in this weather. It's not happening. Call me when the world makes sense again. In the meantime, I have things I have to read.
Tags: izuru (was_left_behind), jill (jillsandwiches), kyon (normal_anomaly), neeeeeeerd, relm (rainbowbrush), simmons is so sociable!, spring break event, tim (tuppingl1berty)
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Huh? The wardrobe I get, but the weather's actually pretty nice. You're seriously going to sit in that creepy house all day?
I burn very, very badly very, very easily. Yes, I am seriously going to sit in the creepy house all day.
Whatever floats your boat. I'm gonna keep an eye on Relm and make sure she doesn't get eaten by a shark or something.
You... You don't think that could actually happen, do you?
...

Yes.

I do.
...Yeah, I'm definitely staying inside.
Going out to a sunny beach during a hot day in Hawaiian shirts and swim trunks? That's just crazy talk! Next you'll be telling me people actually swim out there!
Well, it's certainly not anything anyone sane would do.
Have fun in the dark.
Yeah, and you have fun with your sunburn, jackass.
Sunscreen! Ha!
No wonder you're single and lonely.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means that you're boring.
I'm not boring! I'm stable. It's a good thing.
Nope, definitely boring.

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rainbowbrush

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rainbowbrush

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It's not that bad...
It's miserable.
Really? How so?
The sun's too bright, the air's too humid, there's sand everywhere, and, honestly, is there anything less sanitary than an ocean? How isn't it miserable?
Eh? What's wrong with the weather? I mean, yeah, this whole thing is freaking me out, too, but it's nice outside.
It's too bright for one.
You...could always go out and buy a pair of sunglasses, you know.
I said "for one". There are other issues.
...Well, suit yourself. You'd better hope these houses have air conditioning, though.