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Well. It certainly does feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders sometimes. They'd have more of a point about "recognizing the contributions of my associates" if my "associates" actually made any "contributions."

I'm not entirely sure I agree with the percentages it gave me. I've never really been much of an extrovert, for instance. I wonder how it came up with that. Maybe I'll take a closer look at the code.

Log 008- Not even a lightish red.

...

Pink?

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

This armor is pink:

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My armor is maroon.

Jesus Christ, people.
A series of memoranda to:

The Nexus itself-

Secrets are secret for a reason.


Any Nexus "citizens" who might stumble across this journal-

I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT.


Grif-

I really wish there was some way I could think of to explain this without making things worse.


-PFC Dick Simmons
((Now belatedly locked to Grif.))

GRIF.

Did I ever have the decency to thank you for that system for drinking in the armor without removing the helmet first? Because seriously, it is a fucking life saver and I totally owe you one. I mean that, buddy, I do. You ever need anything I can help you with--and I mean ANYTHING-you tell me, ok? I mean that.


I shouldn't have mentioned Grifball. It was supposed to be a joke. Somebody mentioned how the Nexus should have a sports team and then it was the question of what kind of sports team should it be and there was some weird shit said and Grifball was a natural thing to mention but then I had to explain what Grifball IS and that involved mentioning Sarge and then all of a sudden we were talking about Sarge instead of sports and somebody mentioned what happened when you got run over by the tank but they got it wrong they just said that the cure to getting run over by a tank was machine parts they left out the organ transfer so I had to correct them and I

I thought I--that I was used to it, if nothing else, but talking about it with people who weren't there, who didn't experience it, who didn't KNOW until I told them--I-

I don't know, but I just couldn't say anything else after that. Nothign TO say.

But I

I don't know.

I hate it.
You know, I've heard newbies getting the speech not to drink or eat anything in the Nexus to avoid LOL's. I've been visiting the Nexus for three months. The list of things I've consumed in these three months that originated in the Nexus consists entirely of two completely unLOLed bottles of gin. I've now been LOLed thrice.

This is bullshit.

I guess I should be glad I wasn't transformed into a cannibalistic head or a 12-year-old this time. Although both of those wore off before I left the Nexus and this one hasn't.

No, this time, my soul

has been physically manifested

AS

A

RAT.

The Nexus is a fucking cockbite.

OOC Opinions Meme

SIMMONS HATES YOU.

DONE.


Yeah, no, seriously, drop a comment and I'll tell you what Simmons thinks of your pup(s).

...Don't be too surprised if it does turn out that he hates your pup, though.

Log 003- Blah blah hork blah.

Good news.

Booze works.

I am so drunk righ tnow.

Awesome.

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